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!slap & !insult
« on: December 14, 2013, 03:52:52 PM »
We have a plugin on the BF4 HC server that will allow you to !slap and or !insult someone just as a joke mainly when people need to lighten up a bit. These are the stock slaps and insults currently on the server, feel free to let us know what ones you want to see!

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%sender% slapped %receiver% with a big smelly tuna fish!
%sender% bitch slapped %receiver%!
%sender% slapped %receiver% to the back of the head!
%sender% ninja slapped %receiver%!
%sender% pimp slapped %receiver%!
%sender% cheek slapped %receiver%!
%sender% butt slapped %receiver%!
%sender% slapped %receiver% in the face with a rotten old fish!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a large trout!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with the remains of a big Smelly Trout!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a big bucket of fish!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a silk glove!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a wet noddle!
%sender% slapped %receiver% to wake him up!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a fluffy pillow!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a rubber chicken!
%sender% slapped %receiver%'s face so hard, %receiver% has to walk backwards from now on to see where he/she is going!
%sender% slapped some sense into %receiver% with a red brick!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a fire hose!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a huge law suit!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a great big, wet, 100% rubber duck!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a gallon of hot fudge covered ice-cream topped with peanut-butter M&M's!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a large squid ... I hope you like seafood!
%sender% slapped %receiver% with a soft feather pillow full of drake feathers!
%sender% slapped %receiver% on the butt really hard!
%sender% slapped %receiver% in the nuts!
%sender% slapped %receiver% ... with a large black dildo!


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%name%, don't go away mad. Just go away.
%name%, I'd like to help you out ... which way did you come in.
%name%, you are so down to earth but not quite far down enough.
%name%, you are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
%name%, you are no longer beneath my contempt.
%name%, tell me where your family tree is I'd like to cut it down!
%name%, when I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
%name%, I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
%name%, make a mental note ... oh, I see you're out of paper!
%name%, I hear you changed your mind! And got back two cents.
%name%, I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
%name%, I heard the doctors examined your head and found nothing.
%name%, I know you are nobody's fool. You're everybody's.
%name%, you are so ugly, the tide runs away from you.
%name% is so ugly he went to the zoo and they kept him.
%name% is so so ugly, he went to a freak show and got a permanent job.
%name% fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
%name%, in the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly!
%name%, Is it Halloween? Oh ... that's your real face.
%name%, don't turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
%name%, your'so ugly the only place you're ever invited is outside.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

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Re: !slap & !insult
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2013, 01:40:34 PM »
!teabag?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

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Re: !slap & !insult
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2013, 06:11:02 PM »
Come on-%sender% slapped %receiver% ... with a large black dildo!

Why does it have to be black. Why not white, red, yellow, asian, Northern European, elephant, knat, wombat and so on?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

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Re: !slap & !insult
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2013, 07:08:50 AM »
Quote from: "cRiNkLeStAr"
Come on-%sender% slapped %receiver% ... with a large black dildo!

Why does it have to be black. Why not white, red, yellow, asian, Northern European, elephant, knat, wombat and so on?


They don't have an old grey bush option either so I guess your out of luck.....

« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »